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therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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everytimeipie:

piertotum-locomottor:

rel-a-x:

chocorum:

neurocyte:

world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds

the precision

impressive

h o w

this reminds me of tomshanks666

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Yo for real, fuck American Horror Story.  I mean imma still watch, imma still watch though.  

9 hours ago on 09/30/14 at 10:19pm

fadedghost:

obviously I’m totally serious at work

I finished Californication and now I don’t know what to do.

#sigh  
1 day ago on 09/29/14 at 11:17pm

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skindeeptales:

Julie Filipenko

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#want  

spinals:

ladyinterior: Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

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hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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