Aries - you are what it feels like when I eat pineapple and my lips are chapped.
Taurus - you remind me of the time when i was seven and i was swimming on a beach in hawaii and the tide pulled me in a little too far and i thought the water was going to kill me but it pushed me back ashore.
Gemini - i’m sorry that i laughed like crazy the first time you told me that you loved me. i blushed so hard that i had to turn on the ceiling fan.
Cancer - you are the feeling of drinking cold water after eating ice cream. refreshing.
Leo - the thought of seeing you after not seeing you for a long time reminds me of the elementary school excitement before a field trip. You are brown bagged lunches and school buses and the smell of hand sanitizer and I can’t wait for this to happen.
Virgo - your temper reminds me of Arizona heat. most can’t stand it but i’ve been around it for 21 years. I won’t sweat.
Libra - i love you like i love drinking Angry Orchard in Seattle.
Scorpio - if i ever saw you again, i would take off my glasses so I wouldn’t have to.
Sagittarius - you are the early morning and i’ve never been this sleepy in my life.
Capricorn - i won’t forget to water you.
Aquarius - you are the sound of fingers typing up an essay and it’s putting me to sleep but i love it because it’s my favorite sound.
Pisces - you are worth straining my neck and all of the calf raises i have to do in order to kiss you.
There was also this really cute girl also volunteering and we ended up talking and getting along really well and I got her number but turns out she lives in Broward because every cute girl I’ve met in 2014 has been from Broward so I think this is a sign that I need to move up there. Miami girls are tired of me, it’s time to take the next step.
I was volunteering at this Children of America event on Sunday and there was this little boy that gave me a hug the second I started talking to him and I sat down and talked to him about Transformers and helped him pick out his uniform for school and it was so sweet it melted my heart.
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
game of thrones theme “80s version”
This makes me sick
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.