today’s accomplishments include:

tonight’s accomplishments will include:

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setlightrun:

PB and Adventure Time just dropped some major truthbombs.

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@2 days ago with 77550 notes
#i was waiting for this 

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thefrogman: Infinite Nap by Claire Jarvis [website | tumblr | twitter]

thefrogman:

Infinite Nap by Claire Jarvis [website | tumblr | twitter]

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nakedbeast replied to your post: i really want to call out of work today but i’m in…

I really want to call in but I am not scheduled ten hours so FUCK MY LIFE

ah no );  retail is the worst

@6 days ago with 1 note
#nakedbeast 
praises: this is talent

praises:

this is talent

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#basically 

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heatherjca: thatsnotmyhand: buzzfeed: You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it. That is freaky. Cool!

heatherjca:

thatsnotmyhand:

buzzfeed:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

That is freaky.

Cool!

@3 days ago with 14403 notes
#lmfao i love this 

Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.

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@5 days ago with 50837 notes

"I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me."

Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)

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@5 days ago with 20468 notes

i really want to call out of work today but i’m in overtime so i guess $12.40 an hour today won’t be too bad.

edit: i actually got a raise last week so my overtime is $12.85

@6 days ago with 2 notes
#drinks on me #except not really 

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