March 2012
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i’m a riddle and you’re a joke.
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February 2012
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I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of “work,” because I think that...
– Andy Warhol (via iouanddash)
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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i had this dream last night with a girl i know. in this dream i was han solo and she was princess leia and i saved her from imperial forces before we sped off in the millennium falcon. it was cute.
hepatitis:
for lent i’m just giving up
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I have never rolled my eyes in class harder than today. I feel like my TA was so overwhelmed by the stupidity of the students that she had to let us out half an hour early.
mentalstretch:
memories are stupid. feelings are stupid. missing people is stupid.
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I have long determined that the best thing I could do was to put an end to the...
– Fanny Godwin (1816)
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If you french fry when you should pizza,
deadprecedents:
you’re gonna have a bad time.
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jessicaclark:
“Some things you’re not letting happen right now because the timing isn’t perfect for you. Some you’re not letting happen because you are very aware of where you are. But all things, as they are happening, are happening in perfect order. And if you will relax and begin saying, “Everything in its perfect time. Everything is unfolding. And I’m enjoying where I am now, in relationship...
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Good moments are just that, moments. You blink and they’re gone.
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I don’t care about anyone, and the feeling is quite obviously mutual.
– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via bookssay)
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When I was in high school, whenever I was late to class I would just be like “sorry, I fell down the stairs.” The teachers would just stay quiet and look at me. You can’t really say anything to that.
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